FRIDAY, 2 OCTOBER 2009
The XX: The XX
For a band that has been so highly praised with the release of their new album, it is hard to comprehend how such a boring album could slip through the greasy fingers of respected reviewers.
Dubbed as one of the most exciting bands of the year, they just sound bored. Infact, this piece of turgid “music” is barely worth even note. The only reason i am continuing to listen is to provide a slightly more different review. This is painful. I hope you’re appreciating this.
The vocals sound as if they didn’t want to actually make music and all they value in life, is the ability to sigh, because, clearly, they like to sigh. The whole album is one big musical sigh.
Whether I’m missing a trick or completely deaf, i cannot really pick out anything interesting about this band, apart from.. No, i really can’t.
Just imagine if Joy Division couldn’t play instruments, so just depressive people, clicking fingers, bashing drum machines like they’re slapping some unlucky listener with roadkill, while letting their arm flop down meaninglessly onto guitar stings. Actually, its a bit disrespectful to compare this repetitive release of rubbish to a successful, internationally renowned band. So fill in you’re own depressive band here ……………………….
Audience participation, thats the key – and possibly what ‘the xx’ have forgotten. Yes, people are actually going to listen to this, sadly, but lets face it – probably only the once -if they haven’t fallen asleep or lost the will to live.
Undoubtedly you’re fed up with my winging so i may end up being slightly hypocritical with my views on this band, so let me define precisely why they’re crap:
1.vocals are boring
2.minor guitar inputs are repetitively boring
3.it never gets going
4.everything is boring
5.tempo is pretty non existant
6.occasionally a drum beat comes in, only slightly, as if its afraid to disrupt the wholely depressive feel
7.everything is boring
Usually i’d quote a nice lyric or two, but they’re aren’t any. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with slow music, but this is just terminally dull. Actually its not terminal, its like its clinging onto life and should probably just be put down for the sake of everyone else really.
Words are probably not enough to sum this lot up so have a little listen for yourself, just a little one, and tell a close friend of relative if you are, so they can keep an eye on your stability at all times.
See you later, I’m off to listen to Blur.
Album Rating 1/10
Top Three Tracks:
1.They all blend into
2. one monotonuous
3. piece of waste of your life